I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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