they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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