Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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