I think I died a long time ago.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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