I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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