Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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