Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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