were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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