it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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