Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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