are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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