I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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