Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
3pm strippers are depressing
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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