im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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