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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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