dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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