I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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