Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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