Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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