I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
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so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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