I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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