I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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