we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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