Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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