Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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