Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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