she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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