when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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