Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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