I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he told me I talked like a deaf person
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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