You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
When are your genitals available?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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