Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
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it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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