Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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