Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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