I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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