watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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