"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
birth control should be required to get into college
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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