Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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