You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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