What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
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just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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