I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
handjob tips. give me some.
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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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