Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Dignity is for republicans.
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Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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