i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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