RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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