help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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