Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
only you would photoshop your dick
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Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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