Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
vagina is talking i cant
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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