Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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