I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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