My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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